Here are some lame Filipino jokes.

asdfghjkl-liezl:

ceejaybaaby:

theresa-christine:

DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, first DEFEAT and then DETAIL.

I hear dripping in the sink. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.

Before my boy go outside and play, I tell him to PENIS his homework

PAUL, be carePAUL, you might PAUL in the PAUL

Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.

OMMMMFGGGGGG I CAN’T BREATHE

Omg

(via thatonefob)


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Being Left Out.

michellen-guyen:

It really sucks when a group of people are all gathered and you are not in the group; you’re just standing there feeling all awkward . It sucks when your friends share secrets with each other, and you’re the only one that doesn’t know anything . When you try to say something, but nobody cares about what you just said and ignore you.

I hate this.

(Source: ninaabeezyyx3, via lindaiscrush)


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afiction:

니가 진짜 나쁜 사람이… 내 마음이 아파요 죽고싶어요…

pinkslutfish:

haegurlhae:

this happened

ngl this is pretty clever.

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